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Jul 14, 2012 9:22:47 GMT -5
Post by Danicia Duncan on Jul 14, 2012 9:22:47 GMT -5
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he finds his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "which one of you Sidewinders stole my horse?" He yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna have to do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside and his horse had been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned around and said " I had to walk home!".
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Jul 14, 2012 10:38:12 GMT -5
Post by Bill Gaughan on Jul 14, 2012 10:38:12 GMT -5
Here's another one.
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the first cowboy in the noose, but he was so sweaty and greasy he slipped out, fell in the river and swam to freedom. They tied the noose around the second cowboy's head. He, too, oozed out of the rope, dropped into the river and got away. As they dragged the third Texan to the scaffold, he resisted, "Please! Would yaw'l tighten that noose a little bit? I can't swim!"
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Jul 15, 2012 11:56:35 GMT -5
Post by Danicia Duncan on Jul 15, 2012 11:56:35 GMT -5
Good one!
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